Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

I really wasn't a class clown.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?