You've got to go after your dreams. If you don't make an effort, nothing's ever going to change.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

I write flawed characters. Ones that do not always make the best decisions and are driven by ambition or lust. They are not black or white, they are in the large space that exists between.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.