There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.