There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

When Art becomes a Science it is no longer an Art.