I see God as a song-and-dance man. If I had my way, he'd be able to carry a tune, too. Preferably, one of mine.

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.

I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.

I see God as a song-and-dance man. If I had my way, he'd be able to carry a tune, too. Preferably, one of mine.

Playing Shakespeare requires technique. You don't play a Bach toccata by getting in the mood.

You know, actors are fans, too. And talent is very attractive to me.

I'm a real pushover for animals.