I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.

I see God as a song-and-dance man. If I had my way, he'd be able to carry a tune, too. Preferably, one of mine.

I've never felt completely satisfied with what I've done. I tend to see things too critically. I'm trying to get over that.

I have been in countries where I don't know a word of the language. I tried to practice my French as much as possible. I would talk with the crew. I always order in French, but then waiters respond in English. I hate that.

I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.

Dogs do have feelings. I gather.

But, I do think, on a very simplistic level, that we can project onto dogs because they are so innocent. They don't come with a lot of baggage.