I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian.

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.

If we do have any iPhone users out there, I have incredibly great news for you. I've developed after about six months and finally perfected and it'll be out on the market soon, an app that you'll all want. It allows you to make a phone call.

I think it's important that your first film be your worst film, that one's life trajectory should go up.

How do you stand out? Just find your point-of-view.

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder.