I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won.

We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too expensive to market movies. Making movies is not.