So often, over the course of our day-to-days, we forget the details of what shapes us most in life. Sure, we'll pay through the nose to have our weddings videotaped, but can we say the same thing about the first time we discovered masturbation, or the moment we realized that the true nature of the opposite sex is to lie and humiliate (and I'm not just talking about women here)? Usually not.

So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.