I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

I wanted to get my movie noticed WITHOUT spending any ad money. So I made a bit of a spectacle. I recorded lots of podcasts. I bickered with hate groups. I criticized critics. I banged pots together. I did everything I could to raise awareness without raising any money to do so.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won.