We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

For years, my job was to make the movie inexpensively. And I could bring it in. What I can't control are the costs of marketing.

Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

My Father taught me to weigh my words carefully, and speak up only when I had something insightful to add to the proceedings, or something really funny to say. He also taught me that if I couldn’t be that kind of guy in real life, that I could earn a healthy living pretending to be that guy in the movies – particularly when paired up with a long haired stoner.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?

I've always kind of ripped from real life to some degree or at least how I'm feeling in the moment. In fact, maybe that's really it. In anything I've ever written, all the characters sound like me, which I don't think is a bad thing.