My Father taught me to weigh my words carefully, and speak up only when I had something insightful to add to the proceedings, or something really funny to say. He also taught me that if I couldn’t be that kind of guy in real life, that I could earn a healthy living pretending to be that guy in the movies – particularly when paired up with a long haired stoner.

I really would love to play a hannibal lector or PSYCO type character.

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

For years, my job was to make the movie inexpensively. And I could bring it in. What I can't control are the costs of marketing.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.