It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

For years, my job was to make the movie inexpensively. And I could bring it in. What I can't control are the costs of marketing.

Don't be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone's bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have to: so long as you don't hurt anybody, what's it matter how dopey your dream is? If I hadn't made TUSK? If I'd let it die as a podcast? I wouldn't have three other movies I'm now making within the span of a year. Some folks will try to shame you for trying something outside the norm; the only shame is in not trying to accomplish your dreams.

I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented.