It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading.

Im gonna try to pay for CLERKS III myself. As much as I love the crowd-funding model, thats an advancement in indie film that belongs to the next generation of artists. I started on my own dime, and if Im allowed, I should finish on my own dime.

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

So often, over the course of our day-to-days, we forget the details of what shapes us most in life. Sure, we'll pay through the nose to have our weddings videotaped, but can we say the same thing about the first time we discovered masturbation, or the moment we realized that the true nature of the opposite sex is to lie and humiliate (and I'm not just talking about women here)? Usually not.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.