One of the reasons I always looked up to [George] Carlin is he looked like your grandfather but, acted like your best friend. Most of the adults in my world were adults and acted like adults and had job-type jobs and bills and pressures and stopped playing a long time ago. And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. It was odd because he was still sagely and wise. But he was such a role model for me.

Indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995.

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.