Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.

More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see; it’s the battle that goes on within him or herself.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.