I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It's horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

I love doing fashion.

I'm not big on looking up myself. I don't get Google alerts, and I don't look on blogs.

I just let my hair go - if there's no hairdresser around I really can't be bothered!

I think - and even with the Live Chin Up movement - it's about women doing things for themselves. Being empowered. Doing things that make you happy. I believe in that philosophy.

I'm not shy about wearing a lot of makeup! But when I don't have to be done up, I just use a bit of concealer and maybe some lip balm.