As soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, 'I'm voting for this guy!' – I go, 'That's not who I'm voting for!'

People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who's spent a lot of time in both places. They're all hardworking, simple people.

Why does anything ever happen? Some things happen and some don't.

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time.

As soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, 'I'm voting for this guy!' – I go, 'That's not who I'm voting for!'

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.