A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

I've been meeting with Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino for years, trying to figure out how to fix the concert industry. We're all so overpaid. It's ridiculous. People stopped going to concerts because they can't afford them. The Rolling Stones are charging $650 per ticket! That just makes me speechless. I love the Stones, but I won't be attending.

Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.

They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it would work. And it will always work as long as you're really into it and like what you're doing.

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time.

These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.

Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily-clad women.