Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks
Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.
I think more and more people are starting to understand that you can't believe half of everything you read or what you see. There are so many information outlets that are available that it's almost too much, there is so much misinformation out there.
Live for the moments you can't put into words
My good friends call me Bobby.