I've got friends who didn't vote. I want to smack them upside the head.

Why does anything ever happen? Some things happen and some don't.

You know how much money the oil companies have? If you need some gas, just go fill your tank off and drive off - they're not going to miss it.

I have nightmares that I'm going to wake up, and everyone's driving a Prius and living in a condo, and we're all getting health insurance.

I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!)

The program director at a radio station, by the way, is not the superstar. If he was a superstar, he'd be out creating songs, but he's not. But he wants to act like he has control and power.

I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.