I make a lot of money. I can take a pay cut. All my friends are taking pay cuts that are in the unions, that are - that are farming in Alabama or whatever it is. I can surely take a pay cut, too, not cutting down my show or - or the people that work for me, I can take a pay cut.

I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and put it down.

If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.

I know every Skynyrd and about all Johnny Cash songs.

You've got to work hard for your success and you've got to have a steady presence. That's the secret.

That's why I called my record Devil Without a Cause - I'm a white boy who's so sick of hearing that white kids are going to steal rap.

Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily-clad women.