I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.
There's no way anyone in the world is having more fun than I am. I truly believe that.
I've got friends who didn't vote. I want to smack them upside the head.
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.
I have been to anger management twice. After the first session the lady was like, 'Baby, you don't seem that angry at all. You seem like a really nice guy.'
If people had good albums, they'd be buying albums. But people are buying singles because they only have good songs.