What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

Streams of melting snow.

I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time.

Don't go alone," Lend said, his voice tight with concern. "I'll take Jack." "Oh, wonderful, take the other psychotic guy in your life to go find the first one.

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped. "Man," John said, shaking his head. "All this time I was pretty sure you were gay.

Oh relax." I waved my hand dismissively. "If he wanted to kill me, he already would have. I brought him all these sharp pencils, ideal for stabbing, and he's been a perfect gentleman.