He scowled at me."You aren't any fun." "Party pooper extraordinaire,that's me.

No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.

He smiled at my reaction, the stupid smile of his that was like he knew something you didn’t. And he knew something I didn’t pretty much all the time, so it was pretty much every smile on his face.

Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me." He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory. "You'd probably figure out a way to nearly get killed, anyway.

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.

I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.

Normal? What's that?" "How you really look." "Can you take off all your clothes?" Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. "Why on earth would I do that?" "You asked me to be naked; I thought it was only fair.