Why’s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? You’re not that cute.” (Arianna to Evie)

Lend sat up,craning his neck to see down my shirt,which I hurriedly pushed back into place. Last time I checked, you couldn't see souls.He shrugged,an exaggerated look of innocence on his face. Still,it wouldn't hurt for me to try,would it?You have got to be the most sefless boyfriend alive.Like I said,anything worthwhile is worth making sacrifices for.Speaking of which,weren't you going to give me a tongue demonstration?

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?

Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. "You," I said knocking it off his face. "Me!" He answered cheerfully.

We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped. "Man," John said, shaking his head. "All this time I was pretty sure you were gay.

Reth laughed. I punched him. It hurt. Me, not him, unfortunately.

Reth looked exasperated. “When is something ever not wrong in your life?” I frowned. “That’s my line.