Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.

Maybe I'm weird, but watching Lend drive was sexy.

Jack shook his head. "Not one of my many talents, sadly. But if you have a cherry stem I can show you a really cool one.

He winked at her. She giggled. And I threw up a little in my mouth

I'd tell him, though. Soon. Soonish. Eventually.

Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their bleep bleep bleep obsessions. He had better stop bleep bleep bleep the bleep bleep rules or I will bleep bleep bleep the little bleeeeeeeeeeep.

My life is a black hole of boredom and despair." "So basically you've been doing homework." "Like I said, black hole.