Maybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.
Planning is not my friend. Impulse is.
I am the ocean we lived on for two months. I am empty. I am nothing.
Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?
Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.
Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even!" I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. "A little warning next time would be nice.