Jack shook his head. "Not one of my many talents, sadly. But if you have a cherry stem I can show you a really cool one.

I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.

Fun-run" indeed,what a misnomer. That'd be like saying "calm gremlin" or "pleasant hag." Or 'entertaining history textbook.

So, we’ve got a problem,” I said. “What?” Lend yelled. “We’ve got a problem!” I shouted. “No, I heard that. I mean, what’s the problem now?

Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How’s this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.)

Jack! "Where have you been,you miserable little creep?" He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face."This is the thanks I get?" "Give me that bat and I'll show you how grateful I am, coward!

Boys suck. Even when they have perfect blue eyes and ridiculously cool trucks. Maybe especially then.