Oh relax." I waved my hand dismissively. "If he wanted to kill me, he already would have. I brought him all these sharp pencils, ideal for stabbing, and he's been a perfect gentleman.
Kiersten WhiteMaybe I shouldn’t mouth off to the elemental I kinda hoped was my future mother-in-law.
Kiersten WhiteThis particular type of human carries weapons slightly more lethal than your beloved pink monstrosity
Kiersten WhiteWhat, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.
Kiersten White