But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al

Be reasonable. I know you can be. If you try very, very hard.” - Al to Rachel

Teens like a lot of the same things adults do: smart people doing amazing things against awful odds.

Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.

Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

I have a name,” I grumped, my stomach pinching me harder. “Yes, but it has no pizzazz. Ra-a-a-a-chel. Rach-e-e-e-eel,” he said, trying it out in different ways. “No one will tremble in terror at that. Oh my God!” he said in a high falsetto. “It’s Rachel! Run! Hide!

She’s not much of a team player, more of a team yeller.