I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning over the stove. "Quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet, eh?" he said, leering at Pierce, who was now rinsing out the percolator. "Is it working? I'd be curious to know. I'd buy her a cake or something.

I didn’t know what I was going to say, a feeling that was compounded when the line clicked open and Trent’s very muzzy voice murmured, “Rachel? Mmm, hi.

I’m not going anywhere with you, you little shoemaker,” I said (Rachel to Trent)

I have to save the world tomorrow, and I don't even know what I'm going to wear yet.--Rachel Morgan

One person can't hold anything, but two can have the world.

I’d given up on the white picket fence after Kisten had died—finding out my kids would be demons was the nail in the coffin.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".