Adjustment? She called that an adjustment? How about I adjust her right out of existence?

Jenks made a move to follow, probably forgetting he didn’t have wings anymore. He leaned forward and fell to the floor, face first. “Jenks!” I shouted when he hit with a dull smack and started swearing.

I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks," I said.

I can think of a lot of things to do," he said, "and none of them involve standing up. - Al

But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem.