You just click your heels and think there's no place like being pwned.

I've found that when I'm having trouble solidifying a character or a scene, that music will often free my subconscious just that last little bit to allow me to move forward, and often it's in a direction that I didn't expect, but is 100 percent true to the character.

No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted. "Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to have a list.

My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.

For all his sourness, he was ruled by his heart.

I wish I could say I write 9-5. It's usually more like 8-6, every day but the weekends.

You think my kids just popped out of the ground?