that was humanity's problem right there. they are brain damaged from the early sun

Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?” Ivy said, surprising me. There was a soft vulnerability in her and I blinked. “You don’t want to be a witch,” I said quickly. “Why not? You are.

You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It's a rule somewhere.

I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?

Don’t stereotype, Jenks. HAPA is an equal-opportunity hate group,” I said.

They tried to kill me,” he said, his brow furrowed as he glared at them. “You saw them!” “Yeah?” I spouted off. “They weren’t very good at it!” (Trent and Rachel)

[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone. I'll call him if you both explode in a flash of black underwear and money so I won't have to fly all the way home.