Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

Jenks laughed, taking to the air and saying, “Give it up, FIB man. It’ll take more than you to get her out. Remember what Ivy and I did to your finest last spring? Add Rachel to that, and you can say your prayers.” From behind me came Edden’s dry “You think Ivy wants another stint as a candy striper?

But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.

You bet your Grannie's Panties I will.

"I'm going back!" I shouted, standing to put some distance between us in case I was yanking her chain too hard and she came after me. "I'll show him," I said, waving an arm. "I'll sneak in. I'll steal his freaking glasses and mail them back to him in a freaking birthday card!"

Have you been sniffing fairy farts?