Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

She just threatened to throw the next man who shoots at you out the window. Megan is awake. She offered to help. God, Trent, what is it with you and women?

I'd never seen a man who could outshop me, but Jenks was a master.

Lately I’d begun carrying pain amulets in my bag, like some people have breath mints.

Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?' Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.