Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

HAPA was like mint. You could rip it up, and six months later, it was back, healthier than ever. Mint smelled better, though, and you could make juleps out of it. I don’t know what I could make out of HAPA. Compost, maybe.

Did something happen to the sanctity of your church again?" My eye twitched. "Newt broke it so she could look in my closet." Again.

A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.

Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.