Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

For all his sourness, he was ruled by his heart.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.