No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted. "Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to have a list.

[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone. I'll call him if you both explode in a flash of black underwear and money so I won't have to fly all the way home.

Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies. Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)

So I’ve seen my boys do that a hundred times with the neighboring pixy girls. Give her their favorite seed and be too flustered to tell her what it was.

I wish I could say I write 9-5. It's usually more like 8-6, every day but the weekends.

Don’t stereotype, Jenks. HAPA is an equal-opportunity hate group,” I said.

Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.