The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Rachel, what do you do? Put an ad in the paper for trouble? (Glenn)

Teens like a lot of the same things adults do: smart people doing amazing things against awful odds.

Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.

Dead Witch Walking is basically a modern-day witch living in Cincinnati.

I ought to file charges of uncommon stupidity against you for letting her try this alone." ~ Newt, Black Magic Sanction, Kim Harrison

I will compensate all your one-inch, two-inch losses because I know how important every inch is to you aged, decrepit men.