Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.
Kingsley AmisA blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.
Kingsley AmisThe first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.
Kingsley Amis