The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.