If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

We should be wrong to demand that a critic must stay on the point all the time; it is enough if he remains in orbit around it.

Your attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can't, and you don't know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what's more you want to go on fitting it.

Cats are only human, they have their faults.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.