I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.
Kingsley AmisNever despise a drink because it is easy to make and/or uses commercial mixes. Unquestioning devotion to authenticity is, in any department of life, a mark of the naive - or worse.
Kingsley AmisWhatever part drink may play in the writer's life, it must play none in his or her work.
Kingsley Amis