I stay positive because it's the only way to live. When I play ball, I play hardball.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

If we worried half as much what others are doing for us and spent twice as much time helping others, we would all be exponentially happier.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

I am a little klutzy and self-deprecating. I fit in with the rest of the losers.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster."