I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!
There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.
If we worried half as much what others are doing for us and spent twice as much time helping others, we would all be exponentially happier.
I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.