I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

You are not in business to be popular.

If we worried half as much what others are doing for us and spent twice as much time helping others, we would all be exponentially happier.

I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!