I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

I would say a lack of sleep is a cause for feeling not so beautiful. On those days, I try to drink lots of water and put on the biggest sunglasses I can find.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He took out the gold medal for me and my sisters, and we were like, 'So? Who the hell are you?'

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.