Kourtney Kardashian Quotes

My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He took out the gold medal for me and my sisters, and we were like, 'So? Who the hell are you?'

I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing.

My attitude is, if someone sees a little somethin' somethin', don't look if you don't like it.

When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that was. Then I started reading up on it and decided it was something I actually wanted to try.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

I loved dressing for my pregnant body. A pregnant woman's body is so beautiful. Towards the end, it does get harder, and then it became all about flats and comfortable maxi dresses.

For me, juggling mommyhood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together.

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

Motherhood has most definitely changed me and my life. Its so crazy how drastic even the small details change - in such an amazing way. Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but now every single picture on my phone is of Mason.

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.

I'm five feet tall - I'm very petite - so for me, if I'm wearing a skirt or dress, it needs to be short, or else it makes me look frumpy. I need to wear either something really short or a maxi dress; anything in between just looks weird.

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

When every moment is constantly being filmed, it’s hard to relax.

I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying.

Ive been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade. That was our form of daring self-expression, because we had to wear uniforms in school. It made our teachers so angry.

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

Growing up, I never heard my parents curse, never. The first time I ever said a curse word was with my sister Kim.

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

Sometimes I just wish nobody knew who I was.

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.

I think counseling is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after. I think everyone should go. People are like, 'It's so expensive' and this or that, but it's more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It's your life.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

I would say a lack of sleep is a cause for feeling not so beautiful. On those days, I try to drink lots of water and put on the biggest sunglasses I can find.

A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!

I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don't think it's talked through enough. I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal.

I would love to design a maternity clothing line. It is so hard to find stylish clothes for pregnant people I would say 99 percent of the clothes I wore were not maternity because I couldn't find anything I liked.

I love to read books that focus on parenting topics because there are so many different ways to do things. I find these books offer a lot of great opinions on many different subjects.

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

Being alone & actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives.