I think motherhood is just about instinct. I remember coming home from the hospital and having no idea what we were doing.

I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don't think it's talked through enough. I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal.

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

When I was pregnant, a few of my friends told me that their babies slept in bed with them. I remember thinking how crazy that was. Then I started reading up on it and decided it was something I actually wanted to try.

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face