A tan is the best accessory for any outfit!

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

My stepdad is Bruce Jenner, the Olympian. The first time he came over was like a blind date, and we had show and tell. He took out the gold medal for me and my sisters, and we were like, 'So? Who the hell are you?'

I've worked so hard to keep this family together.

For me, juggling mommyhood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together.

It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.