I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.

My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.

There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.

My mom could be really fierce. A regular Frau Badass.

Remember my titles? I don't get poisoned,I do the poisoning.I'm the princess of it.

Lothaire:Hate scars. I'm physically flawless--why can't everyone be? Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran.

I take no actions that I wouldn't publicly recount. If you can't speak your deeds, then don't do them.